
For the last decade I had done most my computing on a PowerBook G4. How is this possible? I really have no idea. But surely it has a lot to do with me being so damned dogged. Since this was the first computer I ever purchased, I assume I was determined to run it into the ground like a first car or girlfriend. 'I don't need your pointless updates or hyped gadgetry,' went my thinking. 'This hunk of metal will do just fine.' And it did. It ran an entire ten years without any significant issues aside, of course, from slowing down relative to the rest of the world.
Around year six or so is when the embarrassment subsided and I started bragging about 'The Little Engine That Could'. I carried it with me around the globe, working with it in planes, cafes and hostels. (I even met a few die-hard PowerBooker's along the way.) The G4 did me well. During its last years, when it could barely handle a handful of webpages at a time--lest the infamous rainbow ball started a spinnin'--it taught me a great deal of patience. (No, this isn't a fable.) When everyone else was going coo-coo for youtube, I was forced to static websites, or, more often than not, reading an actual book.
Now that I've finally let her go--she actually went into a coma--I've transitioned not to the latest Apple device, but to a ThinkPad w/ Linux. I never thought this would happen, something about those last two pronouns always screamed TECHY/GEEKY in a way that is never SEXY. But this new setup with its minimal forms and simple functions is sexy in the same way that a manual transmission is always sexier than an automatic.
Here's to another decade of simple, sexy computing.